Forward. Together. 2012. “If you were shipwrecked, I’d sail to the end of the world and back to find you, and every night I’d dream of you waving a white flag when you see me on the horizon. People would tell me to give up and go home but the smallest chance you’re still out there would drive me mad. I’d be scared to take you home ‘cause I wouldn’t wanna lose you.”
- Zach Porter

on my dick

(Sidebar gif not mine)


omg guys I’m such an asshole

Listen to how much of an asshole I am

So there’s this girl I go to school with in the grade above me

And she’s one of those super overbearing people who treats you like you’re bffs even if you’ve only talked face-to-face like 5 times

But don’t get me wrong, she’s really nice

And the other day she chatted me asking me to like a comment on our local radio station’s Facebook page so they would see it because they’re having a contest to meet 1D and I was like, “omg I love them! I might comment too ;)” and she said, “If I win, I could just take you because I don’t know any other 1D fans in our city”

So I’ve been like backing her up throughout this whole contest because she’s entered over 100 times and I’m too lazy to do the same thing and since she said she would take me I’m just kissing her ass just in case she wins

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