Forward. Together. 2012. “If you were shipwrecked, I’d sail to the end of the world and back to find you, and every night I’d dream of you waving a white flag when you see me on the horizon. People would tell me to give up and go home but the smallest chance you’re still out there would drive me mad. I’d be scared to take you home ‘cause I wouldn’t wanna lose you.”
- Zach Porter

on my dick

(Sidebar gif not mine)


omg

I have to go on the bus in like two minutes but

Yesterday my friend was telling me that she was hanging out on Sunday with the same guy I was hanging out with on Friday

And he told her, “I felt really awkward because I was the only single one out on Friday. I didn’t realize Amy had a boyfriend.”

And my friend was like “lol Amy doesn’t have a boyfriend as far as I know…”

And he was like, “Yeah she does…isn’t his name, like, Tyler or something?”

And she was like, “Uh, no?”

And he was like, “Yeah, Tyler…uh…”

And she facepalms and goes

“Tyler Wilson?”

And he goes

“Yeah that’s the one”

TYLER WILSON

HE THINKS

TYLER WILSON IS MY BOYFRIEND

OMFG

  1. whorey-styles posted this