Forward. Together. 2012. “If you were shipwrecked, I’d sail to the end of the world and back to find you, and every night I’d dream of you waving a white flag when you see me on the horizon. People would tell me to give up and go home but the smallest chance you’re still out there would drive me mad. I’d be scared to take you home ‘cause I wouldn’t wanna lose you.”
- Zach Porter

on my dick

(Sidebar gif not mine)


I’m not 100% sure why I look so weird in this picture and by “this picture” I mean EVERY FUCKING PICTURE I TOOK THAT WHOLE NIGHT OK I LOOKED GOOD IN REAL LIFE I JUST WASN’T VERY PHOTOGENIC I GUESS WAH WAH WAH
But at least my date looks dapper enough for the both of us so s’all good

I’m not 100% sure why I look so weird in this picture and by “this picture” I mean EVERY FUCKING PICTURE I TOOK THAT WHOLE NIGHT OK I LOOKED GOOD IN REAL LIFE I JUST WASN’T VERY PHOTOGENIC I GUESS WAH WAH WAH

But at least my date looks dapper enough for the both of us so s’all good

Aw I love my friends :)

Aw I love my friends :)

I’m having like a really good hair day and an ok face day but I didn’t go anywhere so no one could appreciate my fabulousness so now the internet will ok

I’m having like a really good hair day and an ok face day but I didn’t go anywhere so no one could appreciate my fabulousness so now the internet will ok

Today my friend Kellie told me I dress like a female version of Zach Porter and also my Asian friend Calvin told me I looked “good” so I decided it was time for another stunning display of my face
Anyway today I went on a field trip to a restaurant where a girl from Honduras in my Spanish class works and she and I are apparently BFFs eternally because I’m the only one in the class who understands her all the time since she doesn’t really speak English and she took me into the kitchen and gave me fried ice cream and it was fucking great because YOLO and now I have a new friend who speaks Spanish and it’s cool and ya
A day in the life of Amy

Today my friend Kellie told me I dress like a female version of Zach Porter and also my Asian friend Calvin told me I looked “good” so I decided it was time for another stunning display of my face

Anyway today I went on a field trip to a restaurant where a girl from Honduras in my Spanish class works and she and I are apparently BFFs eternally because I’m the only one in the class who understands her all the time since she doesn’t really speak English and she took me into the kitchen and gave me fried ice cream and it was fucking great because YOLO and now I have a new friend who speaks Spanish and it’s cool and ya

A day in the life of Amy

Sorry I look kinda repulsive but I decided it was about time I took my first selfie in my new house and this was just peak selfie lighting time ok ya thx bi

Sorry I look kinda repulsive but I decided it was about time I took my first selfie in my new house and this was just peak selfie lighting time ok ya thx bi

Guys look at how cool this picture is ya this is when Kate and I had to pull something out of our asses because the guy running it needed more time so we played/sang ‘I Want’ by One Direction~ This picture is so hipstar

Guys look at how cool this picture is ya this is when Kate and I had to pull something out of our asses because the guy running it needed more time so we played/sang ‘I Want’ by One Direction~ This picture is so hipstar